Let me be clear. I’ve sexted a shit-ton more than Anthony Weiner but I’ve always used Instagram.
“Holy fart! Obama’s finally coming to one of my loft parties!
I hope he likes Chromeo!”
You who are vile read this blog.
Remember, from Politico:
“Helwig says the reaction to his site has been positive — which is just as he wants it. “It certainly wasn’t done with any sort of ill intentions,” said the George Washington University alum. “I’ve voted for Rosa before, and I will do so again.”
“If communism means I get to wear your Ray-Ban Clubmasters too, then sign me the fuck up!”
Stratford, CT train station
“She’s not lying! I saw that shit!
Like Boogie Nights times three or something!”
“Robocop was the simultaneous perfection & death knell of the high concept film!”
“Can you believe this jackass showed up with Heineken? Don’t worry, there’s a PBR pyramid in the back room.”
Our first submission! Keep ‘em coming!
Thank you, Sianna.
