Rosa DeLauro Is A Fucking Hipster

Apr 20
"Smile, c’mon!  I said that thing about the Latin Kings ironically.  
If Black Jamal was here, he’d vouch for me.”

"Smile, c’mon!  I said that thing about the Latin Kings ironically.  

If Black Jamal was here, he’d vouch for me.”

Apr 19
"Stop dicking around you old fucks and lets play some flip cup!"

"Stop dicking around you old fucks and lets play some flip cup!"

Apr 16
"You want this last popper, you gotta give me your ticket to Pitchfork.
And yes I’m serious.  Almost too fucking serious.”

"You want this last popper, you gotta give me your ticket to Pitchfork.

And yes I’m serious.  Almost too fucking serious.”

Apr 14
"I wanted to try salvia, so I tried it. What’s the big deal?"

"I wanted to try salvia, so I tried it. What’s the big deal?"

Apr 13
"Ease up with the camera, dickbag.

But if you want, I know this sick-ass iPhone app that can make those pics look like a fucking Polaroid!”

"Ease up with the camera, dickbag.

But if you want, I know this sick-ass iPhone app that can make those pics look like a fucking Polaroid!”

Apr 12
"With saddened hearts and baffled minds, we believe it is our duty to inform the American people that Franz Nicolay has left The Hold Steady."

"With saddened hearts and baffled minds, we believe it is our duty to inform the American people that Franz Nicolay has left The Hold Steady."

Apr 09
"Listen up, Walmart!  Me and these hot bitches from the co-op want Criterion Collection DVD specials and we want them now! WAKE THE FUCK UP!"

"Listen up, Walmart!  Me and these hot bitches from the co-op want Criterion Collection DVD specials and we want them now! WAKE THE FUCK UP!"

Apr 08

Let's Give Healthcare Bill Time, Says DeLauro @ Yahoo! Video
"Let’s take a breath, let’s let it settle, and let the document come forward," she says, reminding people that "this is not the end of the process."

Rosa comments on the leaked Jonathan Safran Foer manuscript that a bartender at The Charleston mentioned while hitting on her.

Apr 07
“Wake up in the morning feelin’ like P-Diddy. Ha-HA! I’m gonna live forever!
No, but seriously, I hate Ke$ha.”

Wake up in the morning feelin’ like P-Diddy. Ha-HA! I’m gonna live forever!

No, but seriously, I hate Ke$ha.”

Apr 06
"Initially, they were just going to call it New Haven Airport. I put the kibosh on that right quick. Tweeded that shit up!
"Ohh, I want to watch Rushmore so bad right now. Do you have it?”
(via)

"Initially, they were just going to call it New Haven Airport. I put the kibosh on that right quick. Tweeded that shit up!

"Ohh, I want to watch Rushmore so bad right now. Do you have it?”

(via)