“I wanted to try salvia, so I tried it. What’s the big deal?”
“Ease up with the camera, dickbag.
But if you want, I know this sick-ass iPhone app that can make those pics look like a fucking Polaroid!”
“With saddened hearts and baffled minds, we believe it is our duty to inform the American people that Franz Nicolay has left The Hold Steady.”
“Listen up, Walmart! Me and these hot bitches from the co-op want Criterion Collection DVD specials and we want them now! WAKE THE FUCK UP!”
“Let’s take a breath, let’s let it settle, and let the document come forward,” she says, reminding people that “this is not the end of the process.”
Rosa comments on the leaked Jonathan Safran Foer manuscript that a bartender at The Charleston mentioned while hitting on her.
“Wake up in the morning feelin’ like P-Diddy. Ha-HA! I’m gonna live forever!
No, but seriously, I hate Ke$ha.”
“Initially, they were just going to call it New Haven Airport. I put the kibosh on that right quick. Tweeded that shit up!
“Ohh, I want to watch Rushmore so bad right now. Do you have it?”
“Are you retarded, Rahm? Seriously? Everyone knows blogs don’t fucking update on weekends. This guy in front of me knows whats up.”
“The bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb will bring us together!
Ugh, I fucking love karaoke.”
“Let me be very clear. The Republican Party is the KaZaA of political thought. HOLY SHIT! Remember KaZaA?”